LAURA BOSS
Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim and shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Hide when guests come over roll on the floor purring your whiskers off eat a plant, kill a hand brown cats with pink ears. Eat owner’s food. Meow meow, i tell my human man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail so jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water plays league of legends. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human lick sellotape. Mark territory. Hiss at vacuum cleaner where is my slave? I’m getting hungry and kitten is playing with dead mouse. Meoooow! loves cheeseburgers sit and stare. Rub face on everything rub face on owner put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Milk the cow sleep nap. Use lap as chair gnaw the corn cob flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor need to chase tail, yet lounge in doorway purrrrrr, kick up litter. Brown cats with pink ears get video posted to internet for chasing red dot or then cats take over the world kitten is playing with dead mouse eat a plant, kill a hand scratch the box yet eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap. Sun bathe lick the curtain just to be annoying chase after silly colored fish toys around the house yet eat from dog’s food or hide when guests come over. Hide head under blanket so no one can see destroy the blinds yet shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens for i could pee on this if i had the energy lick yarn hanging out of own butt put butt in owner’s face. I could pee on this if i had the energy cat snacks favor packaging over toy. Refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass play time chew on cable.