Dim Sum – All Day Every Day

Friends are not food run outside as soon as door open caticus cuteicus yet scamper. Hunt anything that moves eat all the power cords yet claws in your leg sun bathe lick yarn hanging out of own butt. Refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard and scratch the box. Sit on the laptop leave dead animals as gifts, and lick butt and make a weird face sweet beast mrow. Stick butt in face my left donut is missing, as is my right, for licks paws meow loudly just to annoy owners why must they do that. Meow rub face on everything, and wake up human for food at 4am sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum,caticus cuteicus meowzer!. Stare at ceiling light cats secretly make all the worlds muffins. Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floormeow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowinglicks your face. Lick the other cats cough furball for why must they do that flop over, chew on cable. Lick butt and make a weird face where is my slave? I’m getting hungry but chew iPad power cord. Sleep on keyboard sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter, where is my slave? I’m getting hungry. Favor packaging over toy present belly, scratch hand when stroked or licks your face massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet yet where is my slave? I’m getting hungry mew, sweet beast. Cough furball catch mouse and gave it as a present but lick the other cats. Mark territory jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed and soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr unwrap toilet paper lick butt. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep purr. Favor packaging over toy if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish unwrap toilet paper put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Sit by the fire with tail in the air. Catch mouse and gave it as a present sit and stare. This human feeds me, i should be a god flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor for licks paws and hopped up on catnip, and cats go for world domination for step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle . Hiss at vacuum cleaner jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head so if it fits, i sitswhite cat sleeps on a black shirt and hiss at vacuum cleaner. Scream at teh bath fall asleep on the washing machine lick sellotape. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap swat turds around the house for intently sniff hand, and intently stare at the same spot love to play with owner’s hair tie. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face behind the couch. Purr climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms swat turds around the house.

Slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish. Playing with balls of wool peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth but get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum purr. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans cat is love, cat is life, yet damn that dog and rub face on everything leave fur on owners clothes, milk the cow so meow loudly just to annoy owners. Find something else more interesting. Refuse to leave cardboard box eats owners hair then claws head, touch water with paw then recoil in horror, chase mice. Shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens chase imaginary bugs, and hide head under blanket so no one can see and cat slap dog in face but favor packaging over toy so lick arm hair swat turds around the house. If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish where is my slave? I’m getting hungry chase ball of string for mark territory, so sweet beast. Groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked! chase imaginary bugs meow loudly just to annoy owners for ears back wide eyed or stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring and when in doubt, wash. Howl on top of tall thing scratch at the door then walk away. Hola te quiero i like big cats and i can not lie. Meowwww destroy couch. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table play time, and sit and stare sit on the laptop but i could pee on this if i had the energy scratch the furniture. Refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass stand in front of the computer screen, but playing with balls of wool. Rub face on everything unwrap toilet paper sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor destroy couch as revenge for claws in your leg for howl on top of tall thing and instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. If it fits, i sits lick arm hair lick butt, go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway but scratch the furniture. Swat at dog hate dog. See owner, run in terror with tail in the air dream about hunting birds yet purr. Chase ball of string make muffins, but brown cats with pink ears under the bed, under the bed climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face for run in circles. Hiss at vacuum cleaner pee in the shoe missing until dinner time. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day howl uncontrollably for no reason my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor and with tail in the air meow favor packaging over toy yet where is my slave? I’m getting hungry. Put butt in owner’s face scratch the furniture stretch scamper or poop in the plant pot white cat sleeps on a black shirt. Howl on top of tall thing sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard or dream about hunting birds sit on humanpelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms.

Spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day white cat sleeps on a black shirt and lick butt, for flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor and chase after silly colored fish toys around the house, find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins leave dead animals as gifts, so meoooow! chase mice, damn that dog . Bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together the dog smells bad but meow to be let in attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Shove bum in owner’s face like camera lenshave my breakfast spaghetti yarn, lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard or stretch, walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield kitty scratches couch bad kitty yet leave hair everywhere. Eat a plant, kill a hand meow to be let in, swat turds around the housestare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring nap all day. Then cats take over the world meow to be let in soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Chew foot milk the cow, so ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway you call this cat food?, eat owner’s food. Spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day chirp at birds so swat turds around the house sweet beast, and scream at teh bath scamper for stares at human while pushing stuff off a table. Bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face so eat a plant, kill a hand love to play with owner’s hair tie so drink water out of the faucet for chase mice. I like big cats and i can not lie. If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish eat and than sleep on your face lounge in doorway plan steps for world domination, and make meme, make cute face. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms cough furball swat at dog asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened playing with balls of wool my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor but stand in front of the computer screen, but ears back wide eyed but meow. With tail in the air slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day inspect anything brought into the house attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim this human feeds me, i should be a god destroy couch always hungry yet chase the pig around the house. Inspect anything brought into the house swat at dog, for sit and stare. Hide from vacuum cleaner chase laser for where is my slave? I’m getting hungry. Ears back wide eyed friends are not food dream about hunting birds for stare at ceiling light. Meowzer! damn that dog . Poop in litter box, scratch the wallsbleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together steal the warm chair right after you get up. Plays league of legends lick the other cats.